i took a big step in the direction of adulthood today. i bought a silverware set. (adults buy silverware. kids and teens don’t.) so you ask, “if you just bought silverware today, what have you been using for the past year??” well, after buying all of my furniture a year ago, i decided that since i spent so much money i needed to pinch every penny so i bought a set of plastic silverware and told myself that i would use that as long as possible. and folks, the day has come for me to retire my plastic silverware. from now on, i will be using only stainless steel silverware.

and my guests will be using plastic silverware.