i learned a very important lesson in bachelorhood today: baking soda mixed with water produces a suprisingly powerful cleaning agent. wow. i mean, seriously, i am impressed. i was going to just clean my [thoroughly stained] stove top, but after realizing its sheer power, i ended up cleaning just about every surface in my kitchen!
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on saturday night a girl told me i look like josh hartnett.
was that a demonstration of:
a) the effect of beer goggles on vision/judgement,
b) a failed attempt to get me to buy her a drink, or
c) profound perceptiveness
?