sunny, calm days like this make me just as thankful that i have a balcony as they make me dumbfounded as to how i should be utilizing it.

(this is a copy of the actual letter that i left on the perpetrator’s windshield)
dear toyota tacoma driver,
thanks for keeping my garage parking spot warm for me while i was away. unfortunately for my car and me, you were still parked in my spot when i returned. as a result, i’ve had to park outside […]

today after introducing myself to a woman at work, she bluntly commented, “your name doesn’t match your eyes!” … and yes, she meant it like that.
it’s 2006, and people like this still exist in america.

i’m torn.
on one hand, i want to go snowboarding so i can tear up the pipe and go off some sweet jumps. (except i suck at the pipe, and only go off modest jumps)
on the other, i want to go back to miami and chill on the beach all day, throw a football around, and […]