reflections upon my recent business trip to denver have inspired me to write this haiku. i think it encompasses pretty much every aspect of the mile high city.
Tumbleweeds rolling
Warm one day, snowing the next
Lots of prairie dogs

recently i’ve developed two new interests..
first, google talk (thick-client app, not gmail-embedded). i first sampled this app soon (seconds, not days) after it was released and i thought it was alright, but nothing revolutionary. fast forward a few months to a few weeks ago, when another recent interest of mine (hi ccltnditw!) reintroduced me to […]

anyone else out there feel like the current library of emoticons is just not comprehensive enough to fully express yourself? if so, i propose to add these to the standard set of emoticons, and i hereby offer them to the internet community free of charge. enjoy!
?;-O~
hungover, confused, and drooling/puking
‘,-D!
drunk
B-)X
wearing a bow tie
:-{D
surprise, i grew out […]

position: maid/chef/masseuse
compensation: $0/hr
hours: noon to midnight, monday to friday. overtime should be expected.
description: job will entail cleaning my apartment, washing my clothes, running my errands, and picking up my mail while i’m at work. dinner should be prepared everyday (cooked or purchased) by 7 PM unless otherwise directed. other evening duties include but are not […]

ingredients:

1000 sudden road merges and splits
30000 bad drivers
5000 confusing traffic signs
15000 aggressive drivers who have an innate urge to get there quicker (this is where i fit in)
1 circular highway of death

mix all components together and distribute evenly over the DC metro area. disaster should be ready to be served within minutes. for even quicker […]

marie antoinette
was
a
very
very
bad
movie.
about half way through, i decided to use the interspersed lulls in plot development to think about how i was going to describe it on my log. i was originally going to write about how it’s a “girl movie”.. but by the end of the film i thought it would be much more fitting […]