the day has finally arrived. it was long-awaited, and slightly overdue. yesterday was the day i joined the 100 club - a club i just made up that is comprised of all golfers who have scored below 100. my new personal best of 99 is 9 strokes lower than my previous best. i am a […]

for anyone visiting maryland who wants to do a better job blending in and looking like a local, here are a few pointers that will help you drive like you’re from MD. i’ve based this little tutorial on my observations over the past 2 years or so of driving around the MD area.
1. always back […]

sunny, calm days like this make me just as thankful that i have a balcony as they make me dumbfounded as to how i should be utilizing it.

(this is a copy of the actual letter that i left on the perpetrator’s windshield)
dear toyota tacoma driver,
thanks for keeping my garage parking spot warm for me while i was away. unfortunately for my car and me, you were still parked in my spot when i returned. as a result, i’ve had to park outside […]

today after introducing myself to a woman at work, she bluntly commented, “your name doesn’t match your eyes!” … and yes, she meant it like that.
it’s 2006, and people like this still exist in america.

i’m torn.
on one hand, i want to go snowboarding so i can tear up the pipe and go off some sweet jumps. (except i suck at the pipe, and only go off modest jumps)
on the other, i want to go back to miami and chill on the beach all day, throw a football around, and […]